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Laughter quotes and funny quotes that will make you laugh! Laughter improves quality of life.  Laughter is the best medicine. Enjoy the funny quotes and sayings, they will help change your day!

Laughter Improves Quality of Life.  Laughter is often the best medicine.

Funny Quotes / Short Funny Quotes

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.” Reba McEntire

It’s No Joke!

Do you feel your lights have gone out? Through a cartoon flash presentation you will see how you can light up and laugh again!

It’s well known that laughter reduces the levels of chronic stress in your body, lowers blood pressure, increases muscle flexion, releases chemicals into the body that boost your immune system, increases your oxygen levels and improves your circulation.

Fortunately I (Wilma Watson) inherited a good sense of humor. My mother taught me to see the funny side of life. I find humor has the power to turn any situation around! Using humor in difficult times can be one of the smartest ways of coping with them, easing our worries, and improve our outlook on life.

My kids have given me plenty to laugh about (and cry about!). Like when my four year old daughter was showing her bad side in front of my mother.

Nan concluded in front of her, “It’s in her genes.” “But Nan”, she retorted “I’m not wearing jeans.”

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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

“The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem; it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.”
David Friedman

“More bad news for pessimists! According to the latest study, optimists live longer.” Ben Walsh

An optimist, “I’ll make that deal!”


Pessimist, “Not sure if I’ll make it!”

This movie will give you something to smile about.  It is life changing!

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