Clean Jokes

Short, good and clean jokes. Workplace and school jokes that will make you laugh. Clean jokes that will make you laugh. They say humor and laughter are good medicine!

At The Supermarket!

A woman in a supermarket was following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3-year-old grandson. It was obvious to her that he had his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle and for biscuits in the biscuit aisle.

Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around saying in a controlled voice, “Easy William, we won’t be long, easy boy.”

Another outburst, and she hears Granddad calmly say, “It’s okay William, we won’t be long now. Easy boy.”

Out side the store, the woman says,  “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. William is a very lucky boy to have you as his grandfather.”  “Thanks,” says the grandfather, “but I’m William. The little brats name is Kevin.”

School Clean Jokes

A Letter Home

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, Your $on.

The Reply:

Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

It’s No Joke!Do you want to start again? You can start again!                   Your Destiny Your Choice

Through a cartoon flash presentation you will see how.

Workplace Clean Jokes

Don’t Think

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up the inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. “Okay Simpson,” says the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?”

“Well, it’s like this. Old Charley Higgins was in the mixing room, and I saw him take a cigarette out of his pocket and light up.”

“He was smoking in the mixing room?” the investigator said in stunned horror, “How long had he been with the company?”

“About 20 years, sir”

“20 years in the company, then he goes and strikes a match in the mixing room, I’d have thought it would have been the last thing he’d have done.”

“It was, sir.”

Good Clean Jokes

For Better or Worse

Darling, ” said the swooning man to his new bride. “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she said. “But what will you live on?”

Penny for Your Thoughts

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him.

As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, scepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.

“A penny for your thoughts,” she said.

“It’s amazing!” he replied. “I just can’t see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50.”

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